why android users get so mad when a new iphone come out?? relax yaself and ya ugly ass phone

poryqon:

batsbatsbatsandbats:

The teen pregnancy rate has been cut in half since the 1950s.
#ThisGeneration

Smoking has also dropped by 50%
#ThisGeneration

The abuse and availability of drugs has actually been in drastic decline.
#ThisGeneration

The U.S. homicide rate is currently the at lowest it has been since 1962.
#This Generation

Searches for porn have been reduced by half in just the past ten years. #ThisGeneration

The average IQ score has seen a dramatic increase, mainly due to our increasing ability to process symbols.
#ThisGeneration

The high school dropout rate is at half of what it was in the 70’s.
#ThisGeneration

But somehow the last generation remains largely convinced that we are bad and stupid people because they cannot comprehend advances in technology and society.
#LastGeneration

We can’t cope with change, while your generation is adapted to a rapid change of technology, and this is our way to feel better about ourselves. #LastGeneration

derangedraccoon:

realraccoon:

reasons i can relate to a raccoon:

  • dark circles around eyes
  • small & chubby
  • lives in the trash and eats garbage
  • cute but will fight you
  • stays up all night
  • washes hands a lot
  • communicates solely through weird noises and screams

Worth another reblog.

I have lost and loved and won and cried myself to the person I am today.
― Charlotte Eriksson, Empty Roads & Broken Bottles; in search for The Great Perhaps (via c-isnenegro)

mistitled:

I just want to have a cute relationship where I wear his hoodie because it smells of him and we would go for early morning walks at like 1 in the morning

stability:

my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them

theatomicboom:

i get personally offended when people don’t like harry potter